Pride 2024 Glory Holes (2024)

Keith Cole
Glory Holes
2024
towel, tape, foil, stickers, fake eyelashes, plastic gems, plastic hanger, quote from unknown novel 
approx. 25 x 15 inches
 
 
"Lightweight, portable glory holes combine cocks & butts with convenience! 
 
There you are, travelling for business or visiting your parents in their small town, desperately searching to find the best local glory hole. Or worse, finding that hot married guy online who demands discretion, but missing the connection due to a distinct lack of anonymous options. Those days are gone! 
 
New designer portable glory holes bring the convenience of anonymous sex to your hotel room, car back seat--even the bushes--without the long drives, unsightly gas station washrooms or ungodly odors. Best of all, they fold easily into suitcases, suit jacket pockets, backpacks, fanny packs and won't raise questions at a border crossing, airport security or with the local police. As a bonus, PRIDE 2024 Glory Holes are completely washable. 
 
These special PRIDE 2024 editions, designed by artist Keith Cole, eliminate the gap between high aesthetics and low self-esteem and are completely suitable for wall hanging when not in use. Best of all, these durable, sustainable weaves stand up to whatever abuse he can dish out. 
 
Why wait? These designs won't last forever. Don't get left on that sticky, stinky stall floor when you can bring the cocks and butts to you--wherever you are! "  -- Keith Cole, 2024